if you want friends..
look for someone who:
- you can trust
- will never leave you
- is completely honest all the time
- has decent morals
- loves you unconditionally
- never turns their back to you
- always answers your texts
- says only good things about you
- wont compromise you friendship
- doesn’t annoy you
- isn’t annoyed by you
- is always very helpful
- loyal
- strong
- independent and dependent at the same time
- smart
- creative
- funny
- loving
- sincere
and once you have found this person, admit yourself to the nearest psych ward, because you have started making imaginary friends.
Posted on Saturday December 5th